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NAME: WILLIAM KENNEDY
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AGE: 13
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SHIT I’VE DONE IN MY SCHOOLING CAREER: FUCKED UP… PROBABLY
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ATAR: < 98.5… HOPEFULLY
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WHY I WANT THIS JOB: MONEY. FUCKIN’ IDIOT.
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WEAKNESSES: I’M LATE ALL THE TIME, I’M ANTISOCIAL, I HATE PEOPLE. I’M A RACIST. I’M A PERVERT. SEXUAL HARASSMENT. LOL
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THINGS ABOUT ME: I LIKE DORITOS, I’M GOOD AT MW2, AND I’M A CRACK ADDICT.
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WHY HAVE YOU LEFT YOUR COMMON JOBS: BECAUSE I’M UNDERPAID, AND MY BOSS IS A DICKHEAD.
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ANY HOBBIES: IF I’M HONEST I HAVEN’T GOT ANY FUCKING HOBBIES. WHAT ARE MY HOBBIES NOTHIN’ MAN. I PLAY VIDEO GAMES, I GO ON THE INTERNET TO WATCH OTHER IDIOTS PLAY VIDEO GAMES. YOU GUYS WANNA HEAR CULTURED SHIT LIKE ‘OH IN SPARE TIME I PLAY GUITAR’ I DON’T KNOW WHY THE FUCK YOU WANNA HERE THIS, PLAYING GUITAR DOESN’T MAKE YOU ANY WORTHY OF AN EMPLOYMENT UNLESS IT’S A ROCK BAND.
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FAVOURITE FOOD: DEEP FRIED BUTTER. BECAUSE REGULAR BUTTER IS WAY TO FUCKIN’ HEALTHY.
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